As you might know, I like to be creative. As some of you know, I have wacky ideas sometimes. Just sometimes. Here's one of them. I thought I'd write a fake news story this morning :)
Traces of Kryptonite found in AfricaMon, March 10 ANGOLA, AND PARTS OF KENYA Scientists have uncovered a rare geological specimen yesterday. While studying rock formations on a routine geological expedition, Dr. Jordan and several graduate students came upon the glowing green rock embedded amid schist and other metamorphic rocks that dotted the area. "The schist around here is typically thought of as developing from gypsum and gneiss and other igneous origins," says Dr. Jordan. "This find completely blows our previous understanding out of the water."
The scientists would have discovered the rock earlier, but the first expedition to the area -- led by two college professors -- disbanded shortly after visiting the location, without ever publishing their findings. "I can't say we were the first ones to see this," says Kevin, a fourth year grad student studying with Jordan. "The guys who went here before -- well, they are all apparently irresistible to women now, and have quit their careers. I consider us extremely lucky to be the first to make this significant contribution to geological science."
Several respected figures from outside the scientific community have been quick to offer their insights. "This is a great example of elements originally from comic books and movies being found in real life," remarks John Littlewood. Mr. Littlewood is also a member of the Marvel Comics physics club, and admin of the Smallville Babes Are Hot group on facebook.
Some say these findings prove that Krypton has existed in the past. Many skeptics have remained skeptical, however, insisting there is a "natural" explanation for the existence of Kryptonite on the Earth's surface. Says Richard Dawkins, Charles Simonyi professor at Oxford, "The fact that Kryptonite was found on Earth, and not, say, in Krypton's original star system, leaves open many possibilities. There is a very good chance it could have developed here through millions of years, chiseled by volcanoes and waterfalls, much in the same way it would have on the original Krypton. However, there is simply no real evidence to conclude that Krypton ever existed."
Meanwhile, Cynthia Key from the Smallville group is excited. "I am very excited. This is the first missing link we have discovered since the existence of supermen first emerged as a theory. It is a rare glimpse into the life ancient Kryptonians used to lead. Hopefully this is just the beginning."